Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Mr. WATT and WILLIAM KNOT.
----Forwarded Message----
From: leedotkom@yahoo.com
To: leedotkom@yahoo.com, lee.kom@hotmail.com
Sent: Thu Jan 26th, 2006 2:07 AM PST
Subject: Mr. Watt and William Knott......
Read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott...
"Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
>>"Watt."
"What is your name, please?"
>>"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
>>"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
>>"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your name."
>>"Will Knott."
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED.
READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
"Why not?"
>>"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
>>"But I told you my name!"
"Didn't you say you will not?"
>>"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
"That's what I mean."
>>"So you know my name."
"Of course not!"
>>"Good. So now, what is yours?"
"Watt. Yours?"
>>"Your name!"
"Watt's my name."
>>"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have
not even told me yours yet."
>>"You have been patient, what about me?"
"I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told
me yours yet."
>>"Of course not!"
"See, you even know my name!"
>>"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
>>"Because I don't."
[Pause]
"What is your name?"
>>"See, you know my name!"
"Of course not!"
>>"Then why do you keep asking ,Watt, is your name?"
"To find out your name!"
>>"But you already know it!"
"What?"
>>"See, but you know mine!"
"Of course not!"
>>"Exactly!"
NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME,
BUT
THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.
"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
your answer?"
>>"Watt's my name."
"No, no, give me only one word."
>>"Watt"
"Your name!"
>>"Right!"
[Pause before it hits him]
"Oh, Wright!"
>>"Yeah!"
"So why didn't you say it before?"
>>"I told you so many times!"
"You never said Wright before"
>>"Of course I did."
"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
>>"I do not."
"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
>>"I do not!"
"Good!"
[Pause before it hits him]
"Oh, Guud!"
>>"Good."
"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
>>"No, it's Knott!"
"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
>>"Yes Wright."
NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL !!
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Gifts That Don't Cost A Cent
----Forwarded Message----
From: leedotkom@yahoo.com
To: leedotkom@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat Feb 21st, 2009 1:09 AM PST
Subject: Gifts That Don't Cost A Cent
________________________________
Gifts That Don't Cost A Cent
________________________________
Gifts don't have to be expensive.
Why, some of the best gifts you can give a person are totally free.
Like these gifts that don't cost a cent:
***
THE GIFT OF LISTENING
But you must REALLY listen.
No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response.
Just listening.
***
THE GIFT OF AFFECTION
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds.
Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.
***
THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER
Clip cartoons.
Share articles and funny stories.
Your gift will say,
"I love to laugh with you."
***
THE GIFT OF AWRITTEN NOTE
It can be a simple
"Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet.
A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime,
and may even change a life.
***
THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT
A simple and sincere,
"You look great in red,"
"You did a super job"
or "That was a wonderful meal"
can make someone's day.
***
THE GIFT OF A FAVOUR
Every day, go out of your way
to do something kind.
***
THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE
There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone.
Be sensitive to those times
and give the gift of solitude to others.
***
THE GIFT OF BEING CHEERFUL
The easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word to someone,
really it's not that hard to say, "Hello"
or, "Thank You!"
***
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed.
They make you smile and encourage you to succeed.
They lend an ear, they share a word of praise,
and they always want to open their hearts to us.
So give them a special gift today!
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Friday, November 26, 2010
WHY TEACHERS NEED MORE SALARIES
----Forwarded Message----
From: leedotkom@yahoo.com
To: leedotkom@yahoo.com, issackregina@yahoo.com, mbwambof@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed Oct 27th, 2010 9:21 AM PDT
Subject: Fw: WHY TEACHERS NEED MORE SALARIES
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Idd Mhando <IddM@grumeti.singita.com>
To: malogoagnes@yahoo.com
Cc: Idd Mhando <mhandothegreat@gmail.com>; mhando_idd@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri, October 8, 2010 4:25:21 PM
Subject: FW: WHY TEACHERS NEED MORE SALARIES
Idd Mhando
Finance Officer
Singita Grumeti Reserves
SASAKWA & FARU FARU LODGES, SABORA CAMP
Serengeti • Tanzania
PO Box 0 Mawalla Park Tanapa Olasiti Road Arusha Tanzania
Tel +255-28-2622 071/2 Facsimile +255 28 262 2070
Email IddM@grumeti.singita.com
Web www.singita.com
From:Emma Mmari
Sent: Friday, October 08, 2010 2:19 PM
To: Idd Mhando; Fregence Seth
Subject: WHY TEACHERS NEED MORE SALARIES
Emma Mmari
Cash Management Officer
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Usiwaamini watu kwa KAULI zao, washuhudie kwa MATENDO yao;
Usiwadharau watu kwa UFUKARA wao, WAHESHIMU kwa UTU wao;
Usiwajali watu kwa KIPATO chao wape HESHIMA kwa IMANI zao;
Usiwabeze watu kwa UDUNI wao bali wahurumie kwa UDHAIFU wao.
MUNGU atuwezeshe hayo na ziada ya kheri nyingine.
Amen.